ashlipaterson

Astaroth. Read.

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:51:16 GMT

Seriously, read this xD

So last night at about, 2:30 AM, I was listening to music trying to sleep like the insomniac I am but I really had to pee, like so bad. I don't know if any of you have ever had an ultrasound, but they make you drink like three huge glasses of water 2 hours before and then make you wait for everyone infront of you to get theirs done and you literally feel like you're going to explode...that was be laying in bed last night. Since it was way past midnight I was afraid to get up to go because then my dad would give me hell for still being awake, I tried to hold it for a while, about 20 minutes before I gave in. So I skip happily to the bathroom excited to get all this liquid of of me that's been irritating me for quite a while and out of nowhere (not quite, it actually crept up from behind the cupboard beside my toilet) this HUGE FUCKING BUG, LITERALLY THE SAME LENGTH AS MY MIDDLE FINGER, just crawls up from behind the cupboard 30 CM AWAY FROM MY LEGS, stares me in the eye for 2 seconds then RETREATS! I swear, I've never peed so fucking slow in my entire life. Just this was the ugliest fucking bug I've ever seen, I don't know if it have 6 billion hairs on it or if those were it's legs but as soon as I was done I fucking booked it out to the hallway, slammed the bathroom door, turned out the light and pushed some dirty laundry infront of the door so it couldn't make it's way across the hall into my room and lay it's eggs in my brain. I was literally crying and panting when I was finished clogging the bathroom door with clothes. I'm not even afraid of bugs but this thing was like the King kKng of all bugs and it was way to close to me for comfort. I yelled at my dad downstairs, "WE HAVE FUCKING CENTIPEDES! AND THEY ARE FUCKING UGLY, GIVE ME THE RAID!" and he chuckled and said they crawl up through the drains and to just step on it. "I'M NOT STEPPING ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SWALLOW MY FUCKING FOOT AND THERE'S NO WAY THAT THING COULD FIT IT'S ASS THROUGH ANY PIPE IN THIS HOUSE !" *went a bit over board on that part but you should have seen the fucking thing !* So I spent the night in my brother's room that's way at the end of the hall and I had a total of 3 bad dreams about this one bug. Everytime my hair would sweep against my face or arm I'd think it was the bug and have like a miniture seizure to get it off. Thank god I passed out eventually, but when I woke up it was 2:30 PM and I definitely missed school....again >_> So I had about 7 text messages this morning asking if I was at school or where I was, so when people start to ask me on msn, Ima send them the link to this. I swear, if I ever see this bug again, I'm moving to Andreea's house. Oh, and I decided to name it as well. From now on I shall refer to this bug as Astaroth, because I'm sure if this thing was human, it would look a lot like Astaroth from Soul Calibur. XD

Ashli and Mora say..

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:58:54 GMT

It's not 2009 yet for me but it is for a lot of you guys so before I go out anywhere I want to wish you all a Happy New Year and I hope you all stay healthy and happy and I want you all to know I love you :]
I'm hanging out with some friends tonight, not partying, just hanging out XD
Mora, Haley and Drew :] <3
I miss talking to Tina !!!!! D:<
Anyways, party hard guys, and I hope you had an awesome year, and an even better one in 2009 !

*cheesy as hell* x_x

Claims

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:11:41 GMT

Dear Santa,

This year I've been a good girl.
Because of that I left you these cookies and milk under the Christmas three. About my presents, I think I should get the follows:
♪ clothes
♪ a trip
♪ chocolate
and the last, but the most important: ♪ MAYA, who includes: happiness, healthy, relaxation!
But, in case you can't bring me everything on the list, just bring me MAYA and I'll be the first on your good list for many year on ^-^.

Sincerely, Ashli.

Whenever I fall asleep,
I dream of [Maya]

Whenever I fall asleep,
I dream of [Hongki]

Christmasssssss

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:19:56 GMT

Hey guys, I'm sending off my christmas cards tomorrow so if anyone else wants one just send me your address :D
I'm pretty sure the comments on this are screened...*huge noob*

o_o

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:02:24 GMT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ashlipaterson sent to me...

Twelve sutoreicats drumming

Eleven jadeforce5s piping

Ten tomis_caps a-leaping

Nine cheyxnachts dancing

Eight ninxais a-milking

Seven in_deep_desires a-swimming

Six billundtinas a-laying

Five me-e-e-eatball_s

Four pocksies

Three dollybilollys

Two mariesens

...and a LiveJournal meme in a pear tree.

D: WHAT!? NO!

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:38:08 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole cheyxnacht's purse (30 points). In October I helped in_deep_desire hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I set billundtina's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I pushed jadeforce5 in the mud (-17 points). In February on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-266 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
ashlipaterson

You guys all got presents and I get coal T^T

PSSHT!

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:58:47 GMT

I am NOT a stalker Chazz xD
...
At least not your stalker....

8)

Ohh my Julietttt ♪
LM.C just puts me in the happiest mood n_n

I had a dentist appointment today, and Jade, if you tried calling me today at ... 5:35, I couldn't answer it because I was getting my teeth poked at with sharp objects.

I have a little over $206 from my birthday .... I want . V

:'D

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:47:14 GMT

Yesterday was my birthday, I feel a lot older than I really am :\
Like, a lot older.
xD
So, I kind of need to see the scans from this soon ! o_o !
Blarg x_x

JADE, I MISS YOU !
I GOT YOUR TEXT YESTERDAY! <3 but i didnt respond because whoevers cell phone it was would probably be like "o_O uh who's this ?" like they did last time T_T xD!

:'D

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:32:35 GMT

My birthday is so soon !
I can't wait ! n_n
October 25 th
*dances*
Yeees, another short random post from me x_x

So.

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:06:34 GMT

At 6 am this morning I woke up, stumbled out of bed and flew down the stairs o_0
That's right, and by flew I mean fall down and hit every single fckn step.
Juuuuusst thought I'd let you know.
o_0
Kinda sucked.

n_n

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:04:21 GMT

Hi there.
Mora got me the Hana Kimi series at the asian mall so I've been watching that a lotttttt lately
Even though it doesn't have English subtitles or anything, I can still understand sorta aha, I just watch the episode with English subs on the computer lateer on xD
Been ooooo sick lately, but i think everyone is, fckn climate change.
Nasty chest cold and shizzzzzz, it's terrible.
And when I'm sick i'm very annoying >_> so i apoligise for making a random post with no purpose...
andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
...
yes.
n_n <3

That's what I looked like all day, hot right ?

My nose....

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:56:06 GMT

Why I think it's gotten bigger.

So today I got up in a great mood, jumped out of bed, ran downstairs, grin ear to ear....then fucking ran as fast as I could back into my bed. It was fucking FREEZING downstairs! I know , "Ashli you live in Canada, of course it's cold !", but guy yesterday it was hot, today I taped a piece of fabric to my nose it was so terribly cold.
So there I am, playing with the air conditioning attempting to make heat magically blow out of it, shaking so much I was starting to feel sick THEN my dad comes downstairs from his shower and looks at me shaking and crying as if I was a puppy that just got thrown at a brick wall and he turns on the heat for me, whatta nice guy.
So I continue getting ready blah blah I go to school, I get so nervous and anxious to say hi to a certain someone I end up making myself even more sick, why did I promise him I would -_-;? Admiring from afar seems so much safer, especially since everytime I see him my senses become exhilarated with pleasure.
ANYWAYS
After English I seen him walking by in the hallway and i was like HEY :D and HE DIDNT HEAR ME, and then I vomitted in Drama class and went home. 8D
SUCH A SPLENDID DAY ME THINKS.*nodnod*

I would also like to take this moment to thank Aly for introducing me to FTIsland.

I love them, and they remind me of a certain someone.

CHEY...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:06:53 GMT

SHE STILL RIDES HER BIKE WITH TRAINING WHEELS...oops sorry it slipped :]

And I love her ever more for this XD

+ cheeey, says:
I (L) die Schlagsahne auf Santa Claus
+ cheeey, says:
something like that :)
+ cheeey, says:
lmfao
+ cheeey, says:
OMFG
+ cheeey, says:
NO
- Ashli says:
LOL WUT SANTA'S WHIPPED CREAM !?
+ cheeey, says:
I DONT MEAN IT LIKE WHIPPED CREAM OF SANTA
- Ashli says:
LOL
- Ashli says:
LOOOL
+ cheeey, says:
NOT LIKE HIS.. STUFF
- Ashli says:
LMFAOOOO
+ cheeey, says:
i mean whipped cream ON santa.
+ cheeey, says:
lmfao.
+ cheeey, says:
IM LAUGHING SO HARD.